ECON I

Halloween may be over, but you still have skeletons in the closet. Sometimes honesty is the best policy, but tread carefully – this is not always the case. Sometimes EU policy is the best so check yourself before you wreck yourself. It’s good to know where you stand.

 

ECON II

You are down-to-earth, but love to party. You are responsible without being tied down to commitments. You have achieved balance without getting stuck in stability. You don’t care how you appear to others, but you like to hear their opinions. It’s just academic interest. You are very discerning, but can be deceived by direct contradictions.

 

AFCO

Celebrate, but don’t let your success go to you head. Remember who you are and where you come from. It’s Ulster. Or Connaught, just FYI. Remember the cows of Connaught and the udders of Ulster. Remember the farming background you all share as country folk. These horoscopes may have been written by a Dubliner.

 

DEVE

If you feel isolated, don’t worry – with the Solar System in its lampotrophide phase, you have reached a time to reflect. Reflect on your actions. Reflect on your words. Reflect on your thoughts. You will turn into a mirror. Everyone will love looking at you.

 

ENVI I

The stars are shining on you today. Don’t get sunburnt!

#WestofIrelandWeather

 

ENVI II

The stars have decided to rearrange themselves just for you. It looks like they’re playing human knot. We’re not sure what it means, but there’s a One Direction song in it for you if you play your cards right. Or wrong, depending on how you see those hard-working boys. Good luck!

 

ENVI III

There’s mischief in your past and, should it be uncovered, confrontation in your future. Suspicions are flying around the vicious slander on committee room doors. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. For you, this means keeping everyone very, very close. It probably wouldn’t hurt to approve some resolutions in GA to appease other committees in light of the recent rumours.

 

EMPL

It’s already too late. Just go home and pray to whatever gods have not yet abandoned you. We are with you in spirit but about 20 feet back in any physical way. Listen to the stars until they ignore you too. I hope you know how to swim.

 

DEVE II

You are the best committee hands down. It’s written in the stars. Congrats – you’ve peaked. Enjoy it. Seriously, you’ve earned it – so enjoy it! More! MORE! THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE! SAVOUR IT!

Now you’re getting egotistical. Forget it. At least you had a good run. Well, a mediocre run if we’re honest.

 

FEMM

The future looks bleak, but at least there will be goats.

Lola Hourihane (IE)