Last night, there were multiple reports of DEVE 1 defying nature and PHYSICALLY PASSING LASER BEAMS.

The delegates effortlessly defeated the Spider’s Web of lasers, but exactly how they managed it remains a mystery. Despite previous incidents (some involving lost limbs) at the hands of the dreaded Spider’s Web, the delegates managed to escape the web completely unharmed.

Multiple rumours have emerged that attempt to explain the super-human abilities of DEVE 1. It has been claimed that they were involved in a freak nuclear accident that laser-proofed their skin.

Another viable explanation is that DEVE 1 acquired the ability through sheer willpower – after the shame of being the slowest orange-passers in history and shaming their chair and orange-passing champion Tommy Mallen, they had no choice but to surpass the other committees in a certain game to make up for it.

Mr Mallen was again the subject of discrimination at the hands of his committee when, in the heat of the Question Game, it was shouted: “Why is Tommy’s chin so big?”

He maintains that the committee is jealous of his orange-passing skillage.