Committee members are outraged at the recent acts of vandalism that have defaced their work room doors. Almost illegiable red scrawl marks the once pristene cream sheets.

This has rendered some delegates speechless, several are currently being treated  for PTSD. Officials describe the vandalism as “Abhorrent and distructive” — editor Anthony. Who is this relentless criminal? When and where will they strike again?  Envi III’s door has been mysteriously left unmarked. Is the committee who appears to be acting in the interest of others really out to destroy the very structure of the session itself?

There is currently a hefty chocolate award for anyone able to identify this paper bagged fiend.

Róise McGagh (IE)