The Editors, dubbed ‘Terrible Tom’ and ‘Angry Anthony’ have been described as slave-drivers by multiple journos.

When they stumbled upon a few of their victims lying in the corridor, exhausted and only barely conscious, they demanded: “Why are you not working?!”Struck with fear, the journos scurried back to the Media Room and resumed pumping out content in an effort to avoid the wrath of the Evil Editors.

When the Editors roasted the journos for not meeting their expectations, they defended themselves by pointing out that the guidelines they were given in fact rather vague. Terrible Tom snapped: “The only guideline you’re getting is MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.”

Angry Anthony informed the team that he was going to make them eat at a separate time from the other participants of the session, as it suited his time table better. The group’s protests fell on deaf ears.

Furthermore, when a certain journo (that shall remain unnamed for protection purposes) asked for Terrible Tom to review a poem they had been slaving over at his request, he abruptly responded “No.” The journo is currently suffering from severe mental torment.

WHAT CAN YOU DO TO HELP?

Recommended steps to ease the journos’ plight include giving the journos’ biscuits, complimenting them and giving Anthony and Tom really dirty looks.

Amber Davy (IE)